The government-subsidized "Cash for Clunkers" program was so successful in removing so many old, gas-guzzling, pollution-coughing vehicles from the road, it makes sense for the Obama administration to initiate another stimulus program.
We'll call this one "Cash 4 Sports Clunkers."
Want to get rid of a washed-up, broken-down, or under-achieving professional athlete who isn't earning his salary? Or how about a player who pleaded guilty to a felony? No problem. If our proposed legislation passes, the Federal Reserve will pay off the remainder of any contract, if a team wants to cut ties with a particular player and replace him with a more efficient player with low mileage.




