The poll results are in and it appears that 99.7 percent of America's sports fans don't give a hoop about the NBA lockout, don't care if there's a season, don't care if there's a league.
At least that's that conclusion from an informal poll of my email correspondents. I don't know about Gallup or Pew or CBS polls. Maybe their numbers are different, but I doubt it.
I'm sure if we ran a poll asking people what they hope will happen to NBA commissioner David Stern, 94 percent would say they hope he replaces Ashton Kutcher on the slow death of "Two and a Half Men."
But come on, people. Aren't you the least bit excited to see how LeBron James will do in his second season in South Beach? Isn't there some curiosity about life with the Lakers after Phil Jackson? Don't you miss Kendrick Perkins' scowl?



