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Miss Utah Marissa Powell walks onstage during the Miss USA 2013 pageant, Sunday, June 16, 2013, in Las Vegas. (AP Photo/Jeff Bottari)

Miss Utah had no-win question

The ritual of sitting down at night to watch a nationally televised beauty pageant is becoming a relic in American culture, usurped by the ritual of sitting down the morning after to watch the video of the pageant contestant who gave the dumbest answer the night before. This year’s Miss USA winner of the unofficial Derpiest Beauty Queen prize goes to Miss Utah, who metaphorically face-planted when asked to register an opinion about the coming lady apocalypse of female breadwinners.

How to block the NSA from your friends list

After recent revelations of NSA spying, it’s difficult to trust large Internet corporations like Facebook to host our online social networks. Facebook is one of nine companies tied to PRISM--perhaps the largest government surveillance effort in world history. Even before this story broke, many social media addicts had lost trust in the company. Maybe now they’ll finally start thinking seriously about leaving the social network giant.

Meta-man: Obama’s non-answers to questions about surveillance

WASHINGTON — The National Security Agency has been compiling a database of everyone’s phone records. But don’t worry. According to the Obama administration, it’s just “metadata.” “The information acquired does not include the content of any communications,” says White House spokesman Josh Earnest. Analysts can only search “phone numbers and durations of calls,” says President Barack Obama. “They’re not looking at content.” James Clapper, the director of national intelligence, likens it to reading the Dewey Decimal number on the cover of a library book. You’re not seeing what’s inside the book.

The case for mass surveillance

WASHINGTON — What’s wrong with the National Security Agency’s phone surveillance program? The answer, according to civil libertarians, is its scope. Edward Snowden, the ex-NSA contractor who exposed the program, calls it “omniscient, automatic, mass surveillance.” Glenn Greenwald, the Guardian reporter who broke the story, accuses the U.S. government of “collecting the phone records of all Americans, regardless of any suspicion of wrongdoing . . . monitoring them, keeping dossiers on them.” Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., says the feds are “trolling through billions of phone records.”

Susan Rice and her attackers

WASHINGTON — When President Barack Obama named Susan Rice to be his national security adviser, it was not a surprise. White House aides had been foreshadowing it since December when Republican senators made it clear Rice would face an impossible confirmation fight if nominated for secretary of state because of her remarks on the Sunday talk shows about the cause of the attack on the American consulate in Benghazi, Libya. Naming Rice was the president’s second affront to Republicans in two days. The day before, he named three nominees to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit and challenged Senate GOP leaders to block them. Rice cannot be blocked by the Senate — her post doesn’t require confirmation — but it should stir even greater heat. This is the woman Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., said was “an essential player in the Benghazi debacle.” Given Republican anger about unresolved questions surrounding the attack, this promotion should be the equivalent of George Bush naming Michael Brown the head of the Department of Homeland Security.

Rice will be the most powerful member of Obama’s foreign-policy team

WASHINGTON — With her appointment as national security adviser, Susan Rice stands to become the most important figure on President Obama’s foreign-policy team — except for Obama himself.

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Is thigh gap really something to strive for?

Two words: thigh gap. This excrescence is the latest in women wishing their bodies conformed to an impossible beauty standard — and my new thing-I-wish-weren’t-a-thing.

A thigh gap is a gap that emerges between a woman’s inner thighs when she stands with her knees together. If you haven’t heard of it, that’s probably because it doesn’t exist on most of the population. But it does exist on fashion catwalks! And on Twitter, where you can follow the supermodel Cara Delevingne’s thigh gap at @CarasThighGap.

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Air Force combats 'sleep attacks'

WASHINGTON — All over the world, scientists are experimenting on soldiers to keep them awake beyond the limits of normal endurance. Researchers are engineering, and militaries are deploying, chemically enhanced troops. Of all the superpowers we’ve imagined, the one that has turned out to be most attainable — so attainable we’re already using it — is the ability to go without sleep.

Gerbils gave their lives for science

Somber words out of Russia this week: “Unfortunately, because of equipment failure, we lost all the gerbils.”

The Bion-M1 biosatellite that returned to earth last Sunday also carried various microorganisms, plants, crayfish, snails, geckos and mice to better understand the effects of microgravity on life in space. Happily, the geckos returned alive and slurping, though more than half of the mice gave their lives in the name of science — read: died — throughout the course of the month-long orbit. This was the longest animals-in-space study of its kind.

And it raises the question: If humans now serve six-month stints on the International Space Station, why are we still flinging little fur balls into space?

The IRS does as good a job chasing tax cheats as we let it

NEW HAVEN, Conn. — As Apple CEO Tim Cook deftly parried attacks on his company for avoiding paying billions in taxes before Congress Tuesday, we could be forgiven for heaving a collective sigh, part resignation and part resentment. Of course the big fish get away with tax shenanigans that the rest of us don’t. It’s one more reason to hate the IRS, after the agency’s targeting of Tea Party groups for intrusive questioning.

Obama copes with multiple scandals by playing them off against one another

WASHINGTON — What can a president do when he’s hit simultaneously by three scandals?

Answer: play them off against one another.

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Elizabeth Perkins and Sarah Chalke star as mother and daughter on “How to Live With Your Parents (for the Rest of Your Life.)”

It’s too bad Hollywood abhors an aging woman

LOS ANGELES — It happened for the first time a couple of years ago when I turned on the television and stumbled upon a nondescript sitcom on network TV. The actress, who appeared to be in her late 40’s, was playing the television mother of an actor who looked to be in his early 40’s.

I was confused when I heard the actor refer to her as “mom,” but then I realized that it was just another example of Hollywood’s insane ageism, particularly directed towards women — even actresses playing mothers to 40-year olds can’t be over 50. To continue watching, I somehow needed to reconcile that the “mother” had to be roughly 8 years old when she gave birth to her “son.” And I couldn’t, so I turned the TV off.

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Cooking the answer to food system failure?

“COOKED: A NATURAL HISTORY OF TRANSFORMATION.” By Michael Pollan. The Penguin Press.

WALTHAM, Mass. — When I was 10, and my family needed to take some kind of snack to parent-teacher conferences, I pulled out the Betty Crocker Cookbook and made croissants from scratch. (They recalled, in taste and appearance, those from a Pillsbury tube.) By 14 I was buying whole pumpkins from farmers down the road to make pumpkin bread, and at 17 I pickled a dozen eggs as a joke for a friend. I have always been, in other words, a cook — and one who wants to do it herself.

Sylvia Browne

Study: Psychics no better than others at solving crimes

In 2004, psychic Sylvia Browne went on national television and told Amanda Berry’s mother that her daughter was dead. Now that Berry has turned up alive after 10 years in captivity, Browne is facing calls to stop offering her services to victims’ families and detectives.

Are psychics ever actually useful in missing persons investigations?

No. Academics have repeatedly tested the abilities of psychics to provide any useful information in a crime investigation, and the results are damning. A British study published in 1996, for example, pitted self-proclaimed psychics against undergraduate psychology students. Each participant was handed an item that was involved in a solved crime, such as a scarf or a shoe, and the subjects simply uttered whatever notions popped into their minds. They were also given a list of statements about the crimes, only some of which were true. The psychics were no better than the students at making predictions, and neither group performed better than chance. Those results have been replicated in dozens of studies.

FILE - This is a Tuesday, Oct. 30, 2012 file photo of Elizabeth Smart as she speaks to reporters regarding her advocacy of child protection and the healing process she has experienced, prior to her presentation at the Child Sexual Abuse Conference, in State College, Pa. Smart was abducted in 2002 and held prisoner for nine months before being reunited with her family. At age 14, Smart was snatched from her bedroom in Salt Lake City, Utah in June 2002 by Brian David Mitchell, who did odd jobs for the family. Tormented over nine months by Mitchell and his wife, Wanda Barzee, Smart was freed after she was recognized in March 2003 while in public with Mitchell and Barzee. He is serving a life sentence and Barzee 16 years in prison. (AP Photo/Ralph Wilson, File)

Elizabeth Smart says pro-abstinence sex ed harms victims of rape

 

LOS ANGELES — In 2004, 14-year-old Elizabeth Smart was abducted from her Salt Lake City home, held captive in the mountains, and raped repeatedly for nine months. Since her escape, she has emerged as an advocate for human trafficking victims — and recently, a critic of abstinence-only sex education. When Smart spoke at a Johns Hopkins University panel last week, she explained one of the factors deterring her from escaping her attacker: She felt so worthless after being raped that she felt unfit to return to her society, which had communicated some hard and fast rules about premarital sexual contact.

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