You Caption Cal: Which caption is best for this cartoon?

"Sergeant said: 'Never trust a Christman tree in Baghdad.'" Penny Dodge, Plain City
13% (5 votes)
"I think we have found Bountiful City's ammunition stash for their big deer kill." Don Cottrell, Kaysville
43% (17 votes)
"Come out Santa! TSA said you went around security." Miles Constantine, Ogden
45% (18 votes)
Total votes: 40