You Caption Cal: Which caption is best for this cartoon?

"Why don't you men make up malicious lies about each other and settle this like true, mature politicians?" Carl Joglar, Ogden
29% (12 votes)
"I think you lost another Facebook friend." -- D. Michael Martindale, Midvale
38% (16 votes)
"Apparently he wanted more than a cold drink and a cold shoulder." -- Penny Dodge, Plain City
33% (14 votes)
Total votes: 42