You Caption Cal: Which caption is best for this cartoon?

"I just friended Edward on Facebook." - Lance Hislop, Roy
63% (186 votes)
"BFF CM 2 MNSTR MSH W/ME -- RED DRINKS SRVD.......OK,CKING MY CLNDR:)" - Marsha Boam, Layton
31% (91 votes)
"Yes, I have Edward's number." - Conner Giles, Ogden
6% (17 votes)
Total votes: 294