You Caption Cal: Which caption is best for this cartoon?

"But honey, they said to grab our most prized possessions and leave!" - Stan Jacobson, Ogden
42% (39 votes)
"I know you want to set them off, but we need to get away from these flames so we can see them." - John Spease, Farr West
21% (19 votes)
"Hey, I think there's an uncharred spot over there where we can set off our fireworks!" - Sheila Love, Ogden
37% (34 votes)
Total votes: 92