You Caption Cal: Which caption is best for this cartoon?

"Santa, if I grant you the elves, will you put me on the nice list?" - Francisco Romero, Ogden
6% (7 votes)
"So, Mr. Claus, exactly how many times did you kiss mommy underneath the mistletoe last night?" - Kevin L. Mansfield, Kaysville
70% (80 votes)
"Even though Rudolph was lost in the settlement, Mrs. Claus can lead the team with her lips." - Taylor Newman, Ogden
24% (27 votes)
Total votes: 114