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Admit it, guys — you have no idea where Liechtenstein is

Idaho Medical Abortions

If you were to accidentally swallow something that can’t be digested — a penny, a paper clip, a slice of Domino’s Pizza — there are any number of places in the body it would...

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2015: The Year of the Motorist

It takes an awful lot to make mass transit look appealing to the masses. But a perfect storm of impending motorist headaches could accomplish that feat this spring....


Standard Deviations

Admit it, guys — you have no idea where Liechtenstein is

If you were to accidentally swallow something that can’t be digested — a penny, a paper clip, a slice of Domino’s Pizza — there are any...


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Turns out, Utah could be the MOST emotionally recharged state in

Apparently, it’s more or less fairly official. We here in Utah have been ranked “the No. 1 Least Emotionally Recha—” Meh, never mind....


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Lost baby portrait raises all sorts of questions

Think of today’s issue of the Standard-Examiner as a carton of milk. An extremely wordy, news-filled, carton of milk. True, you won’t be getting your...


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Box Elderly respond to British tabloid's lies

In this week’s edition of “Saal in 60 Seconds ... or So,” columnist Mark Saal explores the ghost town that is Box Elder County. Spooooky! ...




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Brits bagging on Box Elder? Daily Mail better watch its back

The British are coming! The British are coming! I mean, they’ve got to be on their way, right? Especially after that positively glowing travel piece that ran...


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Fired from Mormonism? Perhaps exed blogger should have quit

There but for the grace of God. Last Monday, in the least-surprising thing to happen on this planet since some poor unsuspecting guy got hit in the crotch on...


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'Fifty Shades of Grey' almost better than 'Alvin and the

Standard-Examiner columnist Mark Saal addresses the phenomenon that is “Fifty Shades of Grade.”


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'Why can't I just enjoy' this warm February weather?

You know what they say about being careful what you wish for: Odds are, you’ll never get it and will only be bitterly disappointed. Of course, there’s...


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Phony Utah news website staffed by 'model' journalists

OK, so I was all set to go off on NBC News anchor/master storyteller Brian Williams this week. But then John Wilson came along. Brian Williams, you’ve no...


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