Knock yourselves out baptizing dead
Monday , March 19, 2012 - 6:42 PM
For all who are upset about the LDS proxy baptisms, I'll give them the names of five of my ancestors: Marvin R. Jones, Reese L. Jones, Olivia Lewis, James Hill and Maria E. Hill. Any church that wants to do proxy baptisms for these five, I say go for it.
They can be baptized in the river, in the lake, in a pool or a font. You can wear white, black, red or nothing at all when you do the baptisms. They can be baptized by immersion or sprinkle.
Just go and knock yourselves out, and if you want, I've gotmany more namesofwhom you can waste your time baptizing.
So, if you don't believe in the teachings of the LDS Church what's the big deal?
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