Old Los Angeles immersed in noir

May 13 2012 - 7:23am


Stacy Salgado (left) and DeSean Larkins look over the Manson exhibit at The Museum of Death on Hollywood Boulevard in Los Angeles.
Stacy Salgado (left) and DeSean Larkins look over the Manson exhibit at The Museum of Death on Hollywood Boulevard in Los Angeles.

LOS ANGELES -- It was a dank, rain-sodden Raymond Chandler kind of morning, as if some omnipotent auteur had rung up the studio and ordered a classic film-noir sky. Cumulonimbus clouds the color of a snub-nosed revolver hovered with ominous intent, and tires on slickened freeway lanes gave off a sinister, knife-sharpening hiss.

Only a sap would be out on a day like this, searching for the seedy, serrated soul of L.A. noir.

Yet tourists often come here, searching for the Los Angeles of the 1930s, '40s and '50s. They seek remnants of a period when the city was an incubator of tawdriness, a place where corruption, double-dealing and unchecked passion gave rise to a literary and cinematic genre that to this day captures the imagination.

Fitting, then, that the weather would cooperate and set the mood. But, really, the sun has never served as a nourishing, warming presence in L.A. noir; rather, it's a carcinogenic inferno bent on mocking desperate dreamers with incessant, incongruous cheeriness.

Already this morning, fueled by too many black and bitter cups o' joe, you've swung by the Southern Pacific Railroad Depot in Glendale. Scene of the crime in the seminal noir thriller "Double Indemnity," you picture a hunch-shouldered, stubble-jawed Fred MacMurray skulking around the tanned Mission Revival structure, not stopping to admire the twisted columns or handcrafted ironwork.

Now, you head downtown and to the Hotel Barclay (nee Hotel Van Nuys), one of Chandler's haunts and the setting for the gruesome ice-pick-in-the-neck murder scene in his novel "The Little Sister." All that remains is the art-deco sign; the hotel has long been shuttered, its windows cracked and duct-taped.

Move along, bub. Nothing to see here.

Ghosts and grills

Plenty to see at the nearby Millennium Biltmore, the famous, swanky downtown hotel that once hosted the Oscars and retains its ornate, retro opulence. This was, legend has it, the last place the Black Dahlia (aka Elizabeth Short) was seen in 1947 before her dismembered body was discovered in a weedy patch south of town.

In the expansive lobby, you approach a dame behind a desk. She has an alluring smile, one that can make even the most cynical wiseguy ask impertinent questions. She says her name is Nicole Solum. Claims she's the hotel concierge. You have no reason to doubt her.

"We get people bringing it up all the time," she says. "Sometimes, we get tour groups. Sometimes, they'll ask if (the Black Dahlia's) ghost haunts the halls."

What of it? Is it true about ghosts? Spill it, sister.

"Well, this is an old hotel ..." she says, leaving the answer dangling. "We don't mind people asking. We even have a cocktail in the bar called the Black Dahlia."

No time to imbibe, a teeming metropolis awaits.

You hightail it to Hollywood Boulevard and Musso & Frank Grill, where in a backroom celebrated writers of the era (everyone from Chandler to Nathaniel West to F. Scott Fitzgerald and William Faulkner) used to convene to rinse away brain cells after selling out and penning noir scripts.

Make a sharp right on Ivar Street and search for West's rented cottage, the place where he wrote "The Day of the Locust." In the novel, he calls Ivar Street "Lysol Alley" and says the rooming house was "mainly inhabited by hustlers, their managers, trainers and advance agents." Now, it appears little more than a clean, middle-class neighborhood of apartment buildings and bungalows. Under the gentrified facade? Well, who knows?

Sanitized noir

Hollywood Boulevard can quickly wear on even the most resolute cultural gumshoe, so you travel west on Santa Monica Boulevard to the blood-red exterior of the Formosa Cafe, away from the tourist hordes. Back in the day, this watering hole was said to be a police-protected hangout for gangsters, molls, prizefighters and bookies. Moviegoers may remember the Formosa as the setting in the neo-noir 1997 flick "L.A. Confidential."

Los Angeles is so movie-saturated that you forget that the crimes were real. A trip northeast of town to the Los Angeles Police Historical Society Museum -- housed in a decommissioned police precinct headquarters -- slaps some sense into you. It also makes you realize that the city's noirishness both predates the film genre and mutated into a surrealist noir in the '60s and beyond.

A museum dedicated to the LAPD might at first come off as a mug's game for noir fans, given that the Rodney King and Rampart corruption scandals are not mentioned. Yet the museum provides plenty of grisly exhibits about cases that defined the city, from the Black Dahlia to the Manson family and beyond.

As you wander the drafty floors of the old police station, the museum seems to tell you that the good guys (the cops) always won in the end. It's a sunny and sanitized display, right down to the life-size cutout of former Police Chief Daryl Gates, toothy grin and all, at the front desk.

Your noir brain, however, recalls that line in Orson Welles' "Touch of Evil," filmed in nearby Venice: "A policeman's job is easy in a police state."

Museum of Death

Sanitize it if you must, but noir can be gruesome. Where to see that lurid underbelly? Tipsters point you to the Museum of Death on Hollywood Boulevard. There, beyond the serial-killer and suicide-cult memorabilia and the room dedicated to the embalming process, lies the California Death Room.

Not for the squeamish, it shows graphic photos of actress Sharon Tate, murdered by the Manson family; even more hideous severed-torso police shots from the Black Dahlia investigation; and a wall dedicated to later serial-killer cases -- the Hillside Strangler and the Night Stalker.

The femme fatale who runs the Museum of Death, a dazzling redhead named Kathy Schultz, says she has gotten death threats from people who say "we should not be promoting serial killers, these despicable people."

She adjusts her horn-rim glasses and casts a gimlet eye on you: "Look, I love life and all aspects of life. And part of life is death."

You have one last stop. You drive south on the freeway 20 miles to Rancho Palos Verdes and Green Hills Memorial Park. You're looking for Charles Bukowski's grave. It's been said that Bukowski's gritty, dissolute poetry and prose brought L.A. noir into modern times.

Certainly, he had the seediness part down. At least two-dozen bars in L.A. boast that "Bukowski drank here" before his death in 1994. You're told that Bukowski fans, in tribute, often drink, smoke and fornicate upon his grave.

All you see at Plot 875, with its headstone overlooking Palos Verdes mansions to the right and the port of San Pedro to the left, are two wilted flowers in a cup, rain-soaked and missing a few petals.

His epitaph reads: "Don't try."

A perfect noir image.


Points of interest:

* Los Angeles Police Historical Society Museum, 6045 York Blvd., Los Angeles; www.laphs.org

* Museum of Death, 6031 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood; www.museumofdeath.net

* Musso & Frank Grill, 6667 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood; www.mussoandfrank.com

* Formosa Cafe, 7156 Santa Monica Blvd., West Hollywood

* Millennium Biltmore Hotel Gallery Bar and Cognac Room, 506 S. Grand Ave., Los Angeles; www.millenniumhotels.com/millenniumlosangeles/index.html

* Charles Bukowski's bungalow, 5124 DeLongpre Ave., Los Angeles

* Bukowski's grave: No. 875, Green Hills Memorial Park, 27501 S. Western Ave., Rancho Palos Verdes

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