Two words: thigh gap. This excrescence is the latest in women wishing their bodies conformed to an impossible beauty standard -- and my new thing-I-wish-weren't-a-thing.
A thigh gap is a gap that emerges between a woman's inner thighs when she stands with her knees together. If you haven't heard of it, that's probably because it doesn't exist on most of the population. But it does exist on fashion catwalks! And on Twitter, where you can follow the supermodel Cara Delevingne's thigh gap at @CarasThighGap.