DUNMORE, Pa. -- Between the mysteriously banging doors, the odd noises from the basement and the persistent feeling that someone is standing behind them, Gregory and Sandi Leeson are thoroughly creeped out by their 113-year-old Victorian.
So when they put the house up for sale last month, they advertised it as "slightly haunted."
Then things got REALLY weird.
There were calls from ghost hunters. An open house attracted lots of curiosity seekers but no legitimate buyers. And a former resident told the couple that, when he was a kid, he found a human skull in the basement -- the same basement whose door Sandi Leeson once barricaded because she swore she could hear the clicking of a cigarette lighter emanating from the depths.
It's enough to make her husband wonder whether he did the right thing when he playfully wrote about the home's spooky charms: "Slightly haunted. Nothing serious, though."
The listing on Zillow's real-estate site goes on to describe 3:13 a.m. screams and "the occasional ghastly visage" in the bathroom mirror.
The listing attracted local and national media attention. Now the Leesons just need an actual buyer for the four-bedroom home, on the market for $144,000.
"I tried to word it with a little bit of a sense of humor," says Greg Leeson, 35, who works in information technology, but "I don't think it has helped with marketing. We're not really getting very many interested buyers. We're getting a lot of nonsense people."
If it doesn't sell, Leeson said they might consider renting it out -- by the night -- to folks looking for spooky thrills.