Oh Christmas house, oh Christmas house,
How lovely are your lights.
In red and green and blue and orange,
Twinkling through the nights.
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It's a lovely holiday image, isn't it? Or does this revised carol sound more like your perfect holiday nightmare?
Yank down that multicolored mess of electrification, you cry. String up clear lights instead, strand after strand of pure whiteness shining along the eaves.