You know me. Never one to incite panic.
However, I do feel the need to offer readers the following mildly disconcerting warning ...
SOMEBODY'S POISONED THE WATERIN' HOLE! WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T DRINK THE WATER IN DAVIS COUNTY!
Who knew? Turns out, officials have been adding something called "fluoride" to the county's water supply.
Now, near as anyone can tell, fluoride is a chemical compound whose primary purpose -- when added to a municipality's drinking water -- is to enrage a small but incredibly vocal group of activists with really bad teeth.