Filed under T, for Thanks Larry, is the following true story:
Six weeks ago, I went to my doctor to complete a physical examination. If memory serves (sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't) the whole process began several months earlier, but in order to get a discount on my health insurance I had to have a couple more tests done before the end of the year.
So, anyway, there I sat on one of those examination tables, figuring I'd get the A-OK at any minute and be on my way.
Turns out I was wrong.
My doctor told me my blood work revealed I had Type 2 diabetes.