* "The Celebrity Apprentice" has raised the bar when it comes to fiery meltdowns (See: Meat Loaf vs. Gary Busey). Must the dissension continue? We can only hope. 8 p.m. today, KSL Channel 5.
* Old shows don't die; they just go to get feted on the "TV Land Awards." Tonight's celebrants include, among others, "The Cosby Show" and "Welcome Back Kotter." 7 p.m. today, TV Land.
* "Gossip Girl" fans can take a deep breath. The show returns from a long break. Is that kiss between Dan and Blair a game-changer? 8 p.m. Monday, The CW.
* Are you sick of the royal wedding hoopla yet? If not, Barbara Walters has more with an edition of "20/20" that examines the fairy-tale romance between Prince William and Kate Middleton. 9 p.m. Monday, KTVX Channel 4.
* On "Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution," our intrepid host dresses up as a tomato and distributes healthy lunches outside a Los Angeles school. The lesson: A noble cause is not offset by a lame costume. 7 p.m. Tuesday, KTVX Channel 4.
* Talk about a royal pain. On "The Middle," Frankie's (Patricia Heaton) obsession with Prince William's nuptials is freaking everyone out -- especially when she buys an expensive new TV on which to view the event. 7 p.m. Wednesday, KTVX Channel 4.
* If you're not watching "Justified," you're missing one of the most gripping dramas of the season. In tonight's episode, Raylan (Timothy Olyphant) sets out to confront the person who tried to kill him. 8 p.m. Wednesday, FX.
* There's only one more week left until Steve Carell leaves "The Office." We figure that's still plenty of time for him to screw up a few more things at Dunder Mifflin. 8 p.m. Thursday, KSL Channel 5.
* On "Nikita," our butt-kicking hero (Maggie Q) decides that Division is getting too dangerous for Alex (Lyndsy Fonseca) and concocts a plan to get her out of there. 8 p.m. Thursday, The CW.
* "Girls Night Out: Superstar Women of Country" is a spirited salute to standouts of country music. Included are performances by the Judds, Martina McBride, Loretta Lynn, Miranda Lambert, Jennifer Nettles, Reba McEntire and Carrie Underwood. 8 p.m. Friday, KUTV Channel 2.
* Season 6 of the popular British sci-fi series "Doctor Who" launches with our time-traveling trio heading off on an adventure that takes them to the Oval Office, circa 1969. This episode is the first installment in a two-parter. 7 p.m. Saturday, BBC America.