That popular children’s song about mass transit got one thing right. The wheels on the bus do indeed go ’round and ’round.
But after that? All that other stuff on the bus? The babies? And the mommies? And the PEOPLE?
Sorry, but the lyrics got those things so very, horribly wrong.
I can tell you exactly what the people on the bus “go,” and it’s not — as the song claims — “up and down, up and down, up and down.” Rather, the people on the bus go crazy, crazy, crazy. Both literally and figuratively.