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Some things rub columnist the wrong way

“Look on the bright side,” said the annoyingly cheerful woman as she ushered us down a dimly lit hallway. “At least you’ll be able to cross this off your bucket list.”

Yeah? Well, sorry there, overly happy lady, but of all the things on my bucket list — even the ones way down at the bottom of the list, like “Read the Old Testament,” or “Swim in the Great Salt Lake,” or “Watch an episode of ‘One Tree Hill’ ” — this is definitely not among them. Come to think of it, this wouldn’t even make my list of Tolerable Medical Procedures for Folks Over Age 50.

So, what could possibly be worse than a colonoscopy or a pelvic exam? I’ll tell you what. A massage.

Celebration shows the depth of Wildcat program’s 50 years

In places like North Carolina, Kentucky, Indiana and Michigan, sports fans claim a great basketball heritage.

Reader recognizes subjects in El Borracho picture

In December I wrote a column about the El Borracho bar and a picture I took of three smiling folks standing outside of it.

Early Weber State star will miss ’Cats’ anniversary party

While Weber State faithful gather to honor their 50th anniversary as a Division I basketball program this weekend, we note the passing of one of the early ’Cats.

Bill restricting use of mug shots hinders public’s right to know

There is a major misconception that laws exist governing what the press is allowed to publish.

All court rulings over the years have interpreted the First Amendment to mean no laws can be implemented that involve prior restraint of the press.

Even in areas of national security, courts have often sided with the press.

That’s why the continued efforts to restrict the publication of jail booking mugs is futile. The latest effort comes in legislation proposed by State Rep. Paul Ray, R-Clinton.

Charles Trentelman

The Utah Legislature is entering its final days, so watch out

I love watching the Legislature reduce government by expanding it, defending the Constitution by violating it and making voters freer by telling them to shut up.

Favors effective for three quarters, so why did he sit late?

The Utah Jazz play the woeful Cavaliers tonight in Cleveland and they’d better get the job done.

All yo-yos not in the Legislature

Generations rising:

As the newsroom yo-yo expert, I read Becky Wright’s story about a Mountain Green teenager in Sunday’s paper with a mixture of awe and humility.

Awe because McKenna Zentner, 17, is simply amazing with a yo-yo. I saw her working out here at the office while Kera Williams was putting together a video, which you should watch at www.standard.net.

Humility because I used to think I was pretty good. Kids today have taken the old Duncan yo-yo hobby to a level I never dreamed of.

Part of it is new technology. Modern yo-yos are warp-drive spaceships while I use Model-T Fords. I mean, yo-yos not attached to strings? No kidding, they do that now.

But there is one universal.

Hmmm, 'The Amazing Race' looking better all the time

Talk about your amazing races.

My better half loves the CBS TV reality game show “The Amazing Race.” She watches it religiously, and has long pined to be a contestant on the popular series, in which two-person teams race to spots around the globe with the ultimate goal of winning the $1 million prize.

Most weeks, after watching yet another thrilling episode, she’ll turn off the TV, come find me wherever I am in the house, and announce, “We are soooo doing that one of these days.”

Fortunately, my wife has never followed through and submitted an application for the show, and for one simple truth: As the love of my life puts it, “I don’t want the whole world watching us fight.” Excellent point, dear.

Green money, not green plants, will drive environmental change in Utah

It’s unfair to judge an environmental company’s worth by the junk they give away. A free pen is just a free pen, even if it is recycled cardboard and plastic.

James, Heat get unfairly slammed over warm-up dunks

These are loaded questions, I know.

Utah Hall of Fame beckons to coaches

The Utah Sports Hall of Fame will honor seven coaches and a pair of contributors during its annuals Spring Honors and Awards Banquet.

Newsroom welcomes two new staff members

Two journalists recently joined the Standard-Examiner staff.

Ben Zack, a photojournalist, started last week. He is a child of the west, growing up in Spokane, Wash., where his father worked for the U.S. Forest Service.

After high school, Ben attended Northern Arizona University for a year, then spent six years in a variety of other pursuits, including working for AmeriCorps in St. Louis and spending a season as a wildland firefighter in Oregon.

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Davis Sheriff’s Lt. Jennifer Daley poses in front of a flag.

Davis sheriff’s lieutenant brings spirituality to her beat

You don’t have to talk religion to know the faith of Lt. Jennifer Daley of the Davis County Sheriff’s Office.

A decade later, the ’03 Wildcats squad still brings a smile

Sometimes the best memories are the ones that sneak up and thrill you when you least expect them.

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