The annual three-ring spectacle that is the Sundance Film Festival is under way, and we all know what THAT means.
Avoid. Park. City.
Seriously. Avoid it like the plague. Avoid it like a rush-hour stretch of Interstate 15 through Utah County. Avoid it like a fellow ward member in the grocery store on a Sunday afternoon.
Mark my words, people: Nothing good can ever come of a trip to Colorado's westernmost city in mid-to-late January.












