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United Way Contest Video Conclusion

The results video of the United Way contest between Charles Trentleman and Mark Saal will be made available for streaming shortly. Check back here for updated information and to watch the video conclusion of the United Way fundraising event.

Update: It was decided by contributers that Charles Trentelman should be relieved of his beard. Apparently, Mark Saal decided to take advantage of the free haircut despite being the winner. Below is raw footage of the event.

Saal's hair is more patriotic than my beard? It's all a lie

Fellow columnist Mark Saal made spurious allegations about my beard on Sunday. Negative campaigning indicates a degree of desperation, but he should at least approximate the truth.

As you know, Mark and I wagered my beard against his hair to raise funds for the United Way. If the chart on our wager this paper ran Sunday is any indication, Mark is winning.

C'mon, folks, do your patriotic duty and protect my hair

You tell yourself you aren't going to do it.

You say you're better than that, you're stronger -- that no matter what, you simply refuse to sink to their level.

And then it happens. Somewhere between the good intentions and the naive promises, you end up going all negative with your campaigning.

I'm afraid we've reached that point with the current race we've got brewing here in the Top o' Utah.

My beard and I are being attacked by kith and kin with razors

This fundraising beard challenge thing is officially ugly. Not the beard. It's gorgeous. But on the fundraising front, I'm seeing stab in the back, rip my heart out and stomp on it betrayal.

The perps? My own wife and kids.

The world may end before hair battle is finished

Remember Harold Camping, the Christian radio broadcaster who made headlines after calculating that the world was going to end on May 21 of this year?

Well, he's at it again. And this time, he really means it.

Apparently, Mr. Camping is undeterred by the fact that seemingly nothing out of the ordinary happened on that particular spring day when all heaven was supposed to break loose. (Well, a Utah horse was euthanized that fateful Saturday -- the first fatality in the state linked to the Equine Herpes Virus -- but that hardly seems apocalyptic.) Nevertheless, Camping continues to insist that a spiritual Rapture did occur on May 21, and that the final game-over event -- wherein the world is utterly destroyed -- is still right on schedule for Oct. 21, 2011.

Looking for a United Way to save my beard from doom

I have not shaved since 1975. A young woman for whom I had the hots said, "You'd look good with a beard," and I had to agree. While I never made it much past first base with her, the beard was a home run. I thought it made me look artistic.

United Way fundraiser targets hippie hair, ratty beard

It makes a darn catchy slogan: "The United Way: Thanks to you, I might actually have to get a haircut."

Monte J. Brough

Monte J. Brough, born June 11, 1939, died Tuesday, Sept. 20, 2011. A funeral will be held at 11 a.m. Monday, Sept. 26, at the Kaysville Utah West Stake Center, 270 W. Burton Lane. Friends may visit family from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. Sunday at Lindquist’s Layton Mortuary, 1867 N. Fairfield Road, and from 9 a.m. to 10:15 a.m. Monday at the church. Interment, Kaysville City Cemetery. In lieu of flowers, the family suggests contributions be made to the General Missionary Fund of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Condolences may be shared at: www.lindquistmortuary.com. See the complete obituary in the Standard-Examiner's e-edition.

Summit: Weber agencies' problems growing along with clients' woes

OGDEN -- Federal money to help the Top of Utah's poor is drying up as the number of people looking for help is rising, putting agencies that work with the poor in a financial bind.

Ogden United wants higher scores

OGDEN -- Candidates for mayor in Ogden have all said the city's education system is not helping attract new business because of low student scores, so Ogden School District, the United Way of Northern Utah and a consortium of agencies have formed a group to reverse the trend.

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Zeb Williams stands on a school bus with donated school supplies outside the United Way in Ogden on Friday. The annual “Pack the Bus” school supply drive will help 820 youths who registered for the event, as well as others on a waiting list.

Community donates busful of backpacks, school supplies

OGDEN -- Organizers of an effort to collect backpacks and school supplies for those in need were emotional Friday as they realized they'd collected enough for everyone who had signed up for the items.

United Way honors volunteers

OGDEN -- When the United Way of Northern Utah's Angel Tree was in trouble, Kim and Nicole Cassity came to the rescue.

Food drive celebration honors collectors of all sizes

OGDEN -- Officials and volunteers took time Tuesday to celebrate after more than 17,000 pounds of food was raised during February for the Catholic Community Services Joyce Hansen Hall Food Bank.

United Way pushing 'Race to Finish'

OGDEN -- Officials at United Way of Northern Utah are launching one last push in their annual campaign, hoping to bring in another $500,000.

United Way notes Facebook campaign

OGDEN — United Way of Northern Utah has unveiled a new Facebook platform to launch its “Three Wishes” Holiday campaign.

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