People seem to be having trouble figuring out which words to put on a social media warning label. Louisiana–not Idaho, curiously–just gave us the key to success. Teachers, please place in every classroom a poster, with large, easily readable font:

I. Thou shall not Snapchat.

II. Thou shall not Telegram.

III. Thou shall not YouTube.

IV. Thou shall not TikTok.

V. Thou shall not Facebook.

VI. Thou shall not WeChat.

VII. Thou shall not Sina Weibo.

VIII. Thou shall not WhatsApp.

IX. Thou shall not Kuaishou.

X. Thou shall not Instagram.

Martin Neunzert

Ogden