If you’re anything like me, you’re still pretty bummed about that whole Greenland thing.And, like me, it’s probably going to take you a whole lot of Capri Sun drink pouches and FatBoy Ice Cream Sandwiches to get over it.Apparently, President Donald Trump recently offered to buy Greenland ...
Well, you know what they say. Ask a stupid question …I don’t usually make two-parters out of these weekly columns — seeing as how there are plenty of other shiny objects out there to divert my attention without having to double up on any given subject — but after the response to last ...
This question is for the more than half a million Utahns out there — 515,231, to be exact — who voted for Donald Trump in 2016.I’m just curious. Is there anything this president could possibly say that would make you change your vote in the 2020 election? I mean, ...
Keeping up with the Joneses just got three times as difficult.As it turns out, the winner of this year’s Miss Rodeo Ogden pageant is a Jones.So is her first attendant.Oh yes, and her second attendant is a Jones, too.Three members of Ogden rodeo royalty, three young women with the same ...
Contrary to Bill Murray’s Peter Venkman character in “Ghostbusters” — who at one point in the movie admits he’s “fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing” — I believe the concept is actually quite simple.There’s good, and there’s bad. And for the most part, it’s pretty easy to ...
I get the feeling that every once in awhile the government misses the whole point of issuing a product recall.This is one of those times.Just in time for the Fourth of July holiday, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission on Wednesday announced four separate recalls of fireworks sold in the ...
I know I like to pretend that I’m this crotchety old Luddite who hates all the newfangled technology that the younger generations are embracing. (“Hey you punk kids, get off my VHS format!”)But the fact of the matter is I’m actually quite — well, if not tech-savvy, certainly ...
How did I completely miss out on the latest riveting episode of “So You Think You’re Patriotic Enough to Call Yourself an American?”I was driving home from work on Thursday evening, passing through Layton, when I happened upon something that left me scratching my head. Two huge suction ...
June is shaping up to be a particularly tough month for white, heterosexual, Christian males.Despite the fact that we have a president who is trying to reassert the overwhelming dominance of angry caucasians in society, they’ve got to be feeling the nagging sensation that the times are indeed ...
FORT BUENAVENTURA — Well, isn’t that just like an old person? Goes to a music festival and complains about how loud it is.I’ve been hanging out at the 12th annual Ogden Music Festival — Michelle Tanner’s beautifully composed love song to bluegrass, Americana and acoustic music — and ...
