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Standard Deviations: Abraham Lincoln the vampire slayer? Now there was a POTUS

In the last couple of months, my wife and I have been re-watching episodes of “The West Wing” on Netflix. And about every other episode, one of us invariably ends up remarking wistfully, “Why can’t Donald Trump be more like Jed Bartlet?”Which recently got me to thinking about ...

Standard Deviations: Utah Eagle Forum up in arms about S-E-X again

Everyone’s favorite Henny Penny is at it again.Apparently, the sky is once more falling here in the Land of Zion. And our innocent children are positioned squarely within the impact zone.It’s been awhile, but lately the Utah Eagle Forum has been attempting to whip the conservative populace ...

Standard Deviations: Spending a magical evening with four Broadway princesses

It took awhile, but I’ve finally decided what I want to be when I grow up.A princess.Sure, it’s a difficult case to make for a 60-year-old heterosexual male. But princesses are truly magical, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned from the princesses who’ve graced both stage and screen ...

Standard Deviations: Buying Greenland? How sweet would that be?

If you’re anything like me, you’re still pretty bummed about that whole Greenland thing.And, like me, it’s probably going to take you a whole lot of Capri Sun drink pouches and FatBoy Ice Cream Sandwiches to get over it.Apparently, President Donald Trump recently offered to buy Greenland ...

Standard Deviations: The Trumpire Strikes Back — voters explain themselves

Well, you know what they say. Ask a stupid question …I don’t usually make two-parters out of these weekly columns — seeing as how there are plenty of other shiny objects out there to divert my attention without having to double up on any given subject — but after the response to last ...