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Standard Deviations: Drive-thru bank robberies? Are we really that lazy?

Wanna know what’s wrong with America?I’ll tell you exactly what’s wrong. It has nothing to do with our struggling public schools, the troubled economy or even the serial liar we just elected president.It all comes down to one inescapable conclusion. We’re lazy.Need proof? Look no ...

Standard Deviations: Chaffetz faces lions den at town hall meeting

Well, at least nobody broke any windows, turned over vehicles or set fire to stuff.So I suppose there’s that.Thursday evening at my alma mater — <a href="https://brightonhigh.canyonsdistrict.org/" target="_blank">Brighton High School</a>, in Cottonwood Heights ...

Layton man celebrates 100th birthday into the wee hours of the morning

LAYTON — Don’t kid yourself. Centenarians know how to celebrate a birthday.They ought to, they’ve had more practice.On Jan. 10, Philip Bergeson turned 100 years old. Early that morning — the middle of the night, really — Bergeson devised a special birthday surprise for Kathy and Ron ...

Column: Trump inauguration a sight to behold, unless you’re Orrin Hatch

So, did you do like I told you? Did you watch the <a href="https://www.inaugural.senate.gov/" target="_blank">presidential inauguration</a>?Because if you didn’t, you missed out on some mighty fun stuff indeed. Stuff like:• President Trump’s pre-inauguration ...