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Standard Deviations: North Carolina dealership uses American flag to sell RVs

How big is too big?When it comes to patriotism, I just assumed the correct answer would have been, “There’s no such thing as too big.” But as it turns out, at least one unacceptable size is 40-by-80.On Monday, I got an email from Camping World RV Sales. I get these messages on a regular ...

Standard Deviations: For $5,000, you ought to get to keep the train

For decades, the small Wyoming town of Evanston meant just one thing to many of us in Northern Utah.Fireworks.As a 13-year-old, back in the early 1970s, I remember when our Boy Scout leaders would stop their Chevy Suburbans — overloaded with gear and teenagers — in Evanston to “get gas” ...

Standard Deviations: April showers bring May lessons on life

“April showers,” they say, “bring May flowers.”But that’s not all they brought this year. Because they also delivered to me a humbling lesson about kindness and service.Anyone who knows my wife knows two things about her:• Thing One: She’s a very private person, especially ...

Standard Deviations: Columnist ruminates on the theme of diversity

Think about the most unexpected plot twists of the last half-century.The world run by monkey overlords in “Planet of the Apes” turned out to be our future Earth. Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker’s daddy. The Bruce Willis character in “The Sixth Sense” was dead all along. And the ...

Standard Deviations: Stop the merry-go-round, columnist wants to get off

When I was just a little tyke, I loved the merry-go-round.My father or mother would pick me up, wade into a herd of colorfully painted wooden horses, lift me onto the saddle of one of them and wrap a loose leather strap around my waist for a “seat belt.” I’d then grip tightly the brass ...

Standard Deviations: Verbal fight at Jazz game? Can’t we all just play nice

By now, the verbal cage match between Oklahoma City Thunder basketball player Russell Westbrook and Utah Jazz fan Shane Keisel has been hashed and re-hashed to the point where there’s probably not much else left to say.Other than, “Good work, everyone.”Because I must confess: With the ...