It’s been 160 days since I last wrote a column about <a href="https://www.donaldjtrump.com/" target="_blank">Donald J. Trump</a>.One hundred and sixty days.I know, because I counted. Every. Single. Day.And I counted, because I’d intended on giving the man 180 ...
It is, at once, my least favorite and most favorite thing about being Mormon.Fast Sunday.On the one hand, I’m asked to go without food for an entire day — no small feat for a man so completely addicted to stuffing his face. On the other hand, there is the wholly unpredictable fast and ...
<em>EDITOR’S NOTE: A previous version of this story omitted that there is a cost for trial samples of CannaNatural. The Standard-Examiner regrets the error.</em> Dude, where’s my bone?Just in time for Utah’s “21 Days of Perilous Patriotism” — that ...
Most everywhere else in the country, “trekkies” are rabid fans of Gene Roddenberry’s “<a href="http://www.startrek.com/" target="_blank">Star Trek</a>” television series. In general, these people tend to be socially awkward misfits who dress up in funny ...
Joe McQueen picked up Thelma — the woman with whom he just celebrated 73 years of marriage — in a bar.Literally. Picked her up.The two had known each other from school there in their small town of <a href="http://www.ardmorecity.org/" target="_blank">Ardmore, ...
Sorry, but if I have to choose between a human and an animal? The human’s going to win out, every time.For example: All other things being equal, if a person and a dog were trapped in a burning building and I could only save one of them? It’s not going to be the one who drinks out of a ...