Let this be a lesson to you teenagers out there: Nothing good can ever come from being young, horny and stupid.If nothing else, the Jerry Springer episode that is the Brett Kavanaugh U.S. Supreme Court nomination hearings should serve as a cautionary tale for every teenager who ever thought, ...

You should know I don’t give a rat’s rear end about my physical address.I’ve lived on something called Cinnabar Lane. On Hortense Street. On Sunnyside Avenue. On Alta Cuesta Drive. On Pacific Avenue. On Highland Drive. On Honeybee Circle. And on a bunch of other streets whose only ...

I stand corrected.To all of my friends on social media who keep parroting President Donald Trump's cries of #fakenews, I owe you a sincere apology.Because, as it turns out, the Standard-Examiner IS publishing fake news.Specifically, we ran it on Wednesday, Sept. 12.Page A3, for those keeping ...

OGDEN — It took more than 40 years, but I finally attended my very first homecoming dance.As did my granddaughter. And my mountain bike.Back in high school, I was much too awkward and shy to have ever asked a girl out on a date. Although I attended a couple of semi-formal dances in my three ...

Talk about your shams …Wellsville’s controversial Founders’ Day “Sham Battle” is going forward again this year, although this one promises to be much more white and delightsome than previous versions.The Logan Herald Journal reported this past week that <a ...

I don’t like to say “I told you so,” but, well, I did indeed tell you so.Yes, yes. We all know that gloating is terribly unbecoming. But I’m so infrequently right that on those rare occasions when I do happen to hit the proverbial nail on the head I feel the need to point it out to ...