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Columnist believes the wrong groups of people are boycotting

First, it was “A Day Without Immigrants.” Then came “<a href="https://www.womensmarch.com/womensday/" target="_blank">A Day Without a Woman</a>.”Up next? “A Day Without a Whole Bunch of Other Stuff We Take for Granted, Like Pizza Delivery Persons and Those ...

Column: Sharing criminals’ stories isn’t ‘spreading police hate’

Twenty-five years to the day that Bartolo Justice Sambrano came into this world, he left it.Sambrano was shot and killed by <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Ogden-Police-135977029755109/" target="_blank">Ogden Police</a> officers on the night of Feb. 21, his ...

What’s even worse than ‘fake news’? ‘Fake milk’

Everything I know in life, I learned from “<a href="http://www.fox.com/the-simpsons/full-episodes" target="_blank">The Simpsons</a>.”During one of my favorite episodes on the long-running animated series, Principal Skinner reveals he has been cutting corners on ...

Standard Deviations: Drive-thru bank robberies? Are we really that lazy?

Wanna know what’s wrong with America?I’ll tell you exactly what’s wrong. It has nothing to do with our struggling public schools, the troubled economy or even the serial liar we just elected president.It all comes down to one inescapable conclusion. We’re lazy.Need proof? Look no ...

Standard Deviations: Chaffetz faces lions den at town hall meeting

Well, at least nobody broke any windows, turned over vehicles or set fire to stuff.So I suppose there’s that.Thursday evening at my alma mater — <a href="https://brightonhigh.canyonsdistrict.org/" target="_blank">Brighton High School</a>, in Cottonwood Heights ...