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Layton man celebrates 100th birthday into the wee hours of the morning

LAYTON — Don’t kid yourself. Centenarians know how to celebrate a birthday.They ought to, they’ve had more practice.On Jan. 10, Philip Bergeson turned 100 years old. Early that morning — the middle of the night, really — Bergeson devised a special birthday surprise for Kathy and Ron ...

Column: Trump inauguration a sight to behold, unless you’re Orrin Hatch

So, did you do like I told you? Did you watch the <a href="https://www.inaugural.senate.gov/" target="_blank">presidential inauguration</a>?Because if you didn’t, you missed out on some mighty fun stuff indeed. Stuff like:• President Trump’s pre-inauguration ...

Column: News and reactions highlight our worst, best and worst again

Cold enough for you?No, I’m not talking about the weather — although I suppose that has been nippier than Frosty the Snowman’s junior-prom date. Rather, I’m referring to the metaphorically ice-cold, heartless world we find ourselves living in these days.That point was driven home this ...

Standard-Examiner columnist scores exclusive interview with Santa Claus

<em>This week, Standard-Examiner columnist Mark Saal managed to land a pre-Christmas Eve interview with none other than The Big Guy himself — Santa Claus. The following are excerpts from that conversation.</em><strong>Mark Saal:</strong> ...

It’s time for this columnist’s Christmas wish list

Dear Santa Claus,How are you? I am fine.I know it’s been many years since I last wrote to you, but I’m guessing with all the mail you get, you’re probably OK with that. And I realize it’s a bit late to be sending this, as you may already have all your gifts lined up for the coming ...

Standard Deviations: Org looking to provide free guide dogs for Utah’s blind

It isn’t easy being a charitable organization.Even at this normally generous time of year, raising money can be a tough, uphill slog.But for one Utah group, the difficult part is not raising the money. The difficult part, believe it or not, is giving that money away.Bob Somers is a past ...

Standard Deviations: How do you put a price on what Santa does?

Really? There’s an honest-to-goodness thing called a Santa Index?Somewhere out there, as the saying goes, a Christmas elf just drowned a baby reindeer.Apparently, every year <a href="http://www.insure.com/life-insurance/santa-index.html" target="_blank">the website Insure.com ...